boy mom. traveler. beer snob. sleep talker. bookworm. houseplant assassin. jeans gal. prefers powder days over spa days. hugger. swears like a sailor. has ants in the pants. is fluent in both spanglish and sarcasm. supreme ninja of parallel parking. would like to figure out a way to appropriately wear stretchy pants for any occasion. irish whisperer. lover of novelty socks. thinks chocolate cake or chipotle is a perfectly acceptable breakfast. easily amused. worst joke teller ever. believes black olives to be one of the most disgusting foods ever invented. overuser of seinfeld quotes. still uses the word ‘undies.’ all time rocks-paper-scissors champion of the world. certified grammar police. met the husband on a public bus and fell in love with him the minute he said his favorite movie was the goonies and that i had chubby toes (i do). thinks anyone who doesn’t love dogs is just weird. frequently makes up words. still thinks “that’s what she said” is damn funny. avoider of doing dishes (at all costs). believes a crisp, sunny colorado day is as good as it gets. is much more smooth behind the camera instead of in front of it.